We're in an old car,
We're driving real far,
There's no one awake but you and me.

We're going down town,
Behind the playground,
where the dream ramp breaks free.

If you do it the right way,
The lines on the highway,
Go from yellow to solid white

And then the street lights,
Get bright,
It just looks so nice.

-

There's only two lanes,
But there's lots of trains,
And things just smell clean,

Because there's no stores,
like this around anymore,
And everything feels so green

Browsing the night past,
I don't want to ask,
What lies beyond those lines

The landscape's immaculate,
and the signs are back lit,
Up and down the old turnpike

-

For a short time,
It was nineteen sixty-nine,
But now it's fuel replenishing time.

So we're going back downtown,
Behind the playground,
where the dream ramp unwinds.

If you do it the right way,
The lights on the highway,
go from white to reddish gold.

And now we're back home,
Back to the brimstone,
And it all just feels so old.

We all the lvad was cut by an intern.
Whoa hey hey hey ok
Whoa hey hey hey ok

Izzie stevens, cut my lvad wire.
Izzie stevens, cut my lvad wire.
Izzie stevens, cut my lvad wire.
Izzie stevens, cut my lvad wire.

We all the lvad was cut by an intern.
Whoa hey hey hey ok
Whoa hey hey hey ok
We all the lvad was cut by an intern.
Whoa hey hey hey ok
Whoa hey hey hey ok
We all the lvad was cut by an intern.
Whoa hey hey hey ok
Whoa hey hey hey ok
We all the lvad was cut by an intern.
Whoa hey hey hey ok
Whoa hey hey hey ok

Izzie stevens, cut my lvad wire.
Izzie stevens, cut my lvad wire.
Izzie stevens, cut my lvad wire.
Denny Duquette is dead.

There is a little man, he loves to shake my hand,
I followed him into the woods, and I demanded,
That he come and find me, where I dwelled.
Yeah oh weel

I can't believe he found out where I live
He hides his arrows in my baby's crib
I can't believe he found out where I stay
I want to jive, and watch monsquaz all day

There is a little man, with a loud cough
I fell the stairs tonight, my shoes fell off

I can't believe he touched me down there,
I want to file suit cuz this is unfair
I can't believe he did my taxes wrong,
The night after we went to senior prom

Green arrows up, pinks ones are going down,
Touch my protective cup, now I'll tocuh your mound,
Green arrows up, you think im not that fat
Touch my in betweens ... ding .. stop that

Mozzila Firefox
It really sucks my cock

There is a little man, hes got big lips
No he's black, he used to be british
He's eating fruit and fiber on his pie
He doesn't think it does, and he'll you tell you why

I can't believe he murdered Alex Miller,
He seems so cool, not like a serial killer,
I can't run firefox cuz im out of ram
from the other 2 tabs that i've got it in

I can't believe how he's changed my life,
He means more to me than my own wife,
I can't believe the things his arrows do,
They worked for me and now they'll work for you!

I came home and I talked to your mom,
She told me that you were at the prom,
I went and I walked into your room,
And i started smashing shit with a broom,

I never liked the way you treated me,
I felt so bad when I jumped up on your bad knee,
I ran away with extra moisture in my nose,
While my tail was sagging through my clothes,

45 Ninja girls burst into the room
45 Ninja girls came and grabbed the broom
45 Ninja girls kicked me in the head
45 Ninja girls now i'm almost dead
but anyway...
but anyway..

Thinking back to the municipal pool,
That girl at the snackbar was a fool,
Standing there at the window giving me chills,
While badly cooking frozen pizza on a grill.

45 Ninja girls come in and grab her
45 Ninja girls dispose of the pizza
45 Ninja girls all in spiked collars
45 Ninja girls refund my five dollars

Then she hits them,
they hit her back,
then she bites one,
she bites her back,
Then it turns into a huge ninja cat fight.

Then I hug them,
they hug me back,
then I squeeze one,
she squeezes back,
Then they diagnose my car's check engine light.

But anyway...
but anyway..

So I took them back to my house,
They cleaned the dirt from my non-optical mouse,
I pulled them up on to my bed,
And I realized that they just broke my bed,

They start fighting
In dim lighting
Punching, fighting,
Screaming, biting,
And I wonder to myself why I'm not naked yet,

45 Ninja girls are fighting on my bed
45 Ninja girls i wanna make out instead
45 Ninja girls what if they have to pee
45 Ninja girls that have no interest in me

45 Ninja girls that are all lesbians
45 Ninja girls distract them with marker pens
45 Ninja girls I'm sneaking out the door
45 Ninja girls they're coloring on my floor
45 Ninja girls I'm running down the street
45 Ninja girls While I'm still in heat

I came home and I talked to your mom,
I got in her pants while you were at the prom.

I live in a townhouse, it has no kitchen;
Some people tell me that that's not worth livin';
I think they're crazy, they just seem pissed and,
I love my kitchen and its non-existence;

I eat in my hallway,
I sit in a lawn chair,
They tell me I can't do that and it's not fair;
But they can fuck off,
Because I've had it,
I went to their houses and shit in their atticks.

This is the concept of society:
Everyone thinks that it reminds me,
That it's fucked up, and you know it,
Everyone knows its fucked up, it's fucked up, it's fucked up
Everyone knows its fucked up, my mother says, "don't eat soup",
Don't eat soup: It's fucked up.

I throw away plastic and shit in the blue can;
I recycled styrafoam but it pissed off the garbage man;
They stopped picking trash up on my whole block,
so now I just put it in the UPS drop box.

The guy at the office is big asshole,
He falsely tells people that he's from Nashville,
He's a big loser; I went in the break room,
and then I ate the things that he's labeled.

Everyone knows this shit is fly,
Everyone thinks they like this guy,
They don't care for my mother,
I think that is messed up.
Garbage, Garbage, everyone spells it wrong all day,
Garbitch, garbitch: it's spelled with an I, not an A.

I used to get junk mail, in my mailbox;
I went to the post office and fucked with their clocks;
Yelled at the guy there, screamed into his face;
Now I don't get shit delivered to my place;

Run up the staircase,
Go on keep going,
It just keeps looping,
That's how it's flowing,

You're getting real tired, starting with rudeness;
You call it exercise, I call it useless.

Twist, twist, twist that shit. Hook up the blue wire to it,
Don't do ground, till your done or you'll be blowing fuses, son;
Bumpin', bumpin' everyone's gonna be jumpin;
Humpin', humpin' your mother with no legs.

Failure to yeild: In the ceiling
Pete Wrigley's field: In the ceiling
Flushing Meadows Park: In the ceiling
Mister Dick Clark: In the ceiling

Heat shrunk tubing, on your dick; turn on the hairdryer, make it stick;
Super glue on your mom, followed by sprinkles leased by Tom;
Christmas here, open your gift; It's a blind spot for your kids!
Glue it on, real secure, now you can't see past your door!

I saw your mom the other day she was hot
It turned me on so much, I got blood clot
And in her stockings, her legs were so long,
And in that red sweater, you can't go wrong,

I saw your mom the other day I want her,
I'm gonna up to her and then I'll tell her,
I want to fuck your mom,
I want to fuck your mom,
I want to fuck your mom,
I want to fuck your mom,
In the ass,
Till she's lying,
In the grass,
Then I'll be.. happy..

I saw your mom the other day I got hard,
She was so good looking, I gave her my card,
And in her short skirt, her thighs were awesome,
And in my fantasy, her bra was undone,

I saw your mom and I hear tony wants her,
I'm gonna go up to her and I'll tell her,
he wants to ..
he wants to ..
he wants to ..
in the ass
till she's lying
in the grass
then he'll be ...

I saw your mom the other day with some guy,
He looked like some old douche with only one eye
And in his old car, she was real cramped
While when in my car, her crotch is damp,

I saw your mom the other day she said hi
She winked at me as I went by
because I fucked your mom
because i fucked your mom
because i fucked your mom
because i fucked your mom
in the ass,
among other places,
alone at last
She tastes like strawberries

Running through a maze, I'm dropping chips, Michael is chasing me;
He's pulling my friend Jasper on a bobsled and I have to pee;
She's on hold and we're alone, he's sweating very gingerly;
I'm looking for my mailbox, I can't find it, this is the end of me;

Come across a hilly plain, the sky is blue the clouds are white;
Flowers sprout from everything, I can't see you, it's really bright;
I look around and see a door, it stands upon the largest hill;
The pizza man comes out with food, a picnic table, and the bill;

The bobsled was really a wagon,
and the pizza man was really a dragon,

We're running down a narrow hall, the walls are green, yellow, and blue;
We reach the end and at the end is a small, yellow room;
Jerry O'Connell from "Sliders" is sitting on the purple couch;
Jasper is a kangaroo and there are Lego's in her pouch;

Someone flips the light switch, and now there is a disco ball;
Someone installed hardwood flooring, and now it's a disco hall;
Someone has a Slap Chop and they're making lots of salsa sauce;
Someone has a Water-Pik and they brought lots of dental floss;

The bobsled was really a wagon,
and the pizza man was really a dragon,
It all started when you followed that little man,
and here you are now, you're stuck in the dreamland;

The Woods! You've got to get back there,
that's where it started (at the start) and it led somewhere;
You find the man and you shake his hand;
He leads you to the exit of his strange, strange land;

Why is he so lonely?
I'm going to invite him to dinner with me,
I'm going to invite him to the place where I dwell
(where I stay).

If I ran a restaurant, you'd be able to watch them cooking your food
And if you like it press a button and upload the video to youtube
You could stop them from cooking it wrong, so that there's no complaining
Your order has a progress bar and an estimated time remaining

If I ran a restaurant, we'd be open for 24 hours a day and
If I ran a fucking restaurant, you can bet you'd leave feeling ok.
And you can bring in anything that you want us to cook with
even some donut sauce, turtle mix, or your grandma's bisquick.

It's a level select for food
So drink some cocktails and get stewed
Pina Coladas in the winter,
We print the umbrellas with a 3d printer

Vintage vinyl on the wall,
Drunk person hand rails so you don't fall,
It's so good you'd think you're in heaven
Down at my restaurant, Terminal Seven

You can order anything that you want to eat, We'll find it on the internet
follow the recipe and then charge you by the pound and the minute for it
If I ran a restaurant, the drive through would have ezpass and
If I ran a fucking restaurant, there'd be colored LED's in your glass

And you can a register a profile and save your favorite food to it
So when you order a number 2, it's something that you came up with,
And if you put your card on file, there's no need to wait for the check
Just get up and fucking leave, and you can even set the tip by SMS

It's a level select for food
So drink some cocktails and get stewed
Pina Coladas in the winter,
We print the umbrellas with a 3d printer

Vintage vinyl on the wall,
Drunk person hand rails so you don't fall,
It's so good you'd think you're in heaven
Down at my restaurant, Terminal Seven

If I ran a restaurant, there'd be an app for your smartphone,
Order whatever you want, and we'll deliver it right to your home,
We'll bring a round of slurpees to your friends hanging out in the park
And on the way, we'll fuck 7-Eleven and their fucking trademark.

It's a tasty shit-ton of food
so don't get full or you'll be screwed
We can make swanson TV dinners,
We can print ramen on a 3d printer,

So order up some mac and cheese,
We'll put anything in it that you please,
If you're in colorado, you'll get high
From our chocolate legalized pie

It's a level select for food
So drink some cocktails and get stewed
Pina Coladas in the winter,
We print the umbrellas with our 3d printer

Vintage vinyl on the wall,
Drunk person hand rails so you don't fall,
It's so good you'd think you're in heaven
Down at my restaurant, Terminal Seven

We're outside in our pajamas,
You say we're going for a 3AM ride,
We get into your sister's old '66,
You reach over turn out the lights,

You pull the maps out of your old backpack,
We pull into the car wash parking lot,

You say, "We're going to have some real fun tonight"
"The lights are gonna be bright, so close your eyes"
"Just keep on going, you won't hit anyone else,"
"And try not to look up at the signs"

We pulled out onto the street,
My leg was hot from the heat,
She told me in which lanes to drive
And I tried to forget the signs,

She said, "We're going to have some real fun tonight"
"The lights are gonna be bright, so close your eyes"
"No matter what you see, just keep on driving straight ahead"
"Because if we stop at all we could be dead."

Just trust me, there's things you're going to see,
Just stop and do what I say,
We've got about 10 minutes until we're there,
Out on the old highway,

We're going to sleep real good tonight,
if we make it back from this ride.

You were there already, back when I was born
You were there for me, after not too long
I could count on you, to entertain me
And my mom liked you too, because she could let me be

And when I went to school, we played when I got home
i didn't wanna go in the pool because you couldn't come along
you had to go at night, but you know i didn't mind,
because during the light, you were easy to find,

and most of our lives have been shaped by what you did,
the world is the way it is because we all were kids.

I'm not a kid anymore, but Nick, where have you gone?
I want to fucking explore, man its been so long,
You said the song never ends, so Nick where did you go?
Because you're not where you were, and I now want to know.

I went down to the basement, I looked in my box of shit,
I saw a VHS tape from 1996,
I watched the stuff from my youth that opened the door,
so where the hell have you gone, because i want to watch some more

I'm not a kid anymore, but Nick, where have you gone?
I'm sitting here on the floor, and I don't hear your song.
There's a channel on tv but you know its not the same,
You never told me that when I grew up you would be this lame.

We only had Nick Magazine until my mom got the first bill,
I've never been to orlando, and I don't think I ever will.
I never climbed up the crag, I never swam in the wave pool,
I never got green slimed either and Nick never took over my school,

I always knew that only kids could get in,
But what's on now is not the place where kids win

I'm not a kid anymore, but Nick, where have you gone?
I just fucking bought a car, and man its been so long,
There was so much to do, and we never did any of it,
They say good things never change, but you know that's a load of shit.

I'm not a kid anymore, but Nick, where have you gone?
I'm sitting here on the floor, and I don't hear your song.
You said the song never ends, so Nick where did you go?
Because you're not where you were, and I want to know.

I'm not a kid anymore, but Nick, where have you gone?
Your studio is no more, and there's blue men on the lawn,
You said it was the place, where only kids won,
We're not kids anymore, so Nick where have you gone?

I'm here with my friends, Nickelodeon,
The song never ends, Nickelodeon.

I ate a hotdog at the big parade,
I went to Carvel later that day,
I bought a Cookie-puss, and it was okay,
I washed the spoons off before I put them away.

I bought a roll of masking tape,
I took my socks off, at the end of the day,
I went in the pantry, and I fucked with the eggs,
I turned the lights off, and then I hit my leg,

The cat is controlling it all,
Trying to cheat to get to the ball,
The hippo wins, The cat meows
Everyone on the field is getting down

A wide format printer is not a plotter,
A wide format mistress is not your daughter,
Don't tell me how to run a truck stop,
My mailman's making chairs like the new yankee workshop,

I told you not to play lacrosse,
Because you're fertile, from when you slept with your boss,
I pulled the blinds up, and nana got lost,
Cuz she told me that she's been hittin the sauce,

And then the cat, he's cheating again,
The referee dog is watching him,
The hippo wins, the cat cries,
Everyone hates it when he wines,

-
There was sale, later that day
I went inside, and I got in the way,
They tried to buy, but i wouldnt sell
everyone in the store can go to hell

I found a phone, #96
Attention walmart shoppers, this cat is a bitch,
He won't let the hippo win a single game,
Because the sports cartoons are fucking lame.

The dog, says it's the end of the game,
And now it's time for the cat to be spaid,
Coming up next, it's David the gnome.
But first, you're watching Noozles, So back to the show.

You gotta be McGuyver to decorate a cake.
Im gonna drill a hole in your moms gnome face.
Im gonna knock over the the fucking table,
and Im gonna throw the puzzle peices everywhere

Bring a bagged lunch or you'll die.
Bring a fucking lunch and some pie,
And I can't believe the mother fucking guy,
He put adobe flash in his eye,

AND THESE
FUCKING ADS
MAKING FUCKING NOISE
I WON AN IPOD
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Everyone wants to punch me, and
Everyone wants to fuck me,
Everyone wants to kill me,
With my cute face and real lifelike hands

And then theres the small men
Playing small guitars
Then I'm gonna knock your face down,
Right into the ground,

WAIT, MR. SHERMAN,
YOUR WIFES HAVEING AN AFFAIR
STOP THE MARRIAGE
IVE GOT CABBAGE

Everyone wants to punch me, and
Everyone wants to fuck me,
Everyone wants to kill me,
And we're going on a fucking field trip today,

I went into the local dollar store,
I bought a three dollar local whore,
I got up to the fucking check out counter,
And she said to me,
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THERES SALES
FUCKING TAX ON THESE KINDS OF COMMODITIES YOU FUCKING LOSER

Everyone wants to punch me, and
Everyone wants to fuck me,
Everyone wants to kill me,
And we're gonna lock your mom away.

Everyone wants to eat me, and
Everyone wants to beat me,
Everyone wants to feed me,
Cuz we're going on a fucking field trip today

Ill start with the fact
that I'm not a class act
So i set my standards low
because i feel as though

im not the kind of guy
that people gravitate around
but after all these years
what i've found

is that i wish my life turned out
better than it has,
theres a lot im grateful for,
so i try not to jazz,

about the things that cause me
so much torment and doubt,
i care about different things
than people care about,
-
you are totally unique
i haven't seen this before
before you come in the room
i feel you shining through the door

it's been two weeks
but it feels like so long
when you talk it makes me feel
like nothing is wrong

the feelings you cause
that you don't intend
are so delightful that
im happy just to be your friend

just to talk to you
i would walk to japan but
i keep thinking back
to where it all began when you were

Looking at the corner of the screen

They say if life is a highway
then the soul is a car
But i've driven ten feet
and it feels like too far

I feel like an asshole
to be so blunt
about all the reasons
why i've been a cunt

but i cant regret
any part of my past because
the present is built
on the giant mass

of events in my life
that have combined
to built this unique
special moment in time
-
i cant explain the reason
why this is so
but its a special feeling
that you seem to bestow

when you're recounting a tale
of something that you've done
i listen and close my eyes and
i feel as one

the feeling that i feel
makes me smile on end
i feel so soft and
i don't want it to end

and they'll always be drama
arguments and fights
but ill always think back
to that winter's night when you were

Looking at the corner of the screen

Looking at the corner of the screen

I said hi, you responded with a meme

Looking at the corner of the screen

Angel belongs in a cage
What the fuck do you think of that?
Angel she broke my face
Because I told her she was getting fat.

Angel in direct sunlight,
Angel without any water,
Angel drunk through the night,
Angel we do what we want.

Keith. Keith leslie is almost dead.
Keith leslie, He's got cancer!
Keith. Keith leslie, Go cry in bed,
Keith leslie, You're no dancer!

Keith leslie in direct sunlight,
Keith leslie on the window sill,
Keith leslie why are you crying,
Keith, you've got your parents still!

(breakdown session)

Grampa in direct sunlight
Grampa hates tom hanks
Grampa want a whopper?
Grampa im wearing your pants

Miss Mac we're freezing and dying
Miss Mac have you paid your bills?
Miss Mac have you seen my razor?
Miss Mac what happened to the pool?

Don is a guy that lives around town,
Every so often, he comes around,
When he gets drunk, he falls down,
And rolls around crying on the ground.

His grandma lives in hellertown,
She really gets around,
We went there to spent the night,
We drank iced tea, it was alright

Please help me, I need sleep,
Cuz Don's Grandma, Is looking sweet,
Tonight.

It was four, we were in bed,
His grandma gave me head,
She came in, and stood about,
I looked up and we went out,

I got horny, cuz you see,
We watched porn on the TV,
I looked at her, and then I knew,
She was really horny too.

Please help me, I can't sleep
, Cuz Don's Grandma, Fingered me,
Tonight

Please help me, She went too deep,
When Don's Grandma, Fingered me,
Tonight.
Tonight.
Tonight.

Back when we were little kids,
We were never bored,
We always had something to do,
Nothing we could afford

We would play NES
for hours on end,
We would sleep over and
eat with our friends

We would ride our bikes,
Play hockey at night,
On the street near our home,
We were never alone,

Now we're all grown up,
It's like we just gave up,
We look back and say wow

Why can't we do that now?

As teens we would drink,
and get into fights,
At the local park,
And party all damn night,

Running around like kids,
In the field by the school,
Drinking just to get drunk,
Breaking all of the rules,

Now we're all grown up,
It's like we just gave up,
We look back and say wow
Why can't we do that now?
Why can't we do that now?
Why can't we do that now?

Not too much has changed,
Many years have gone by,
We go to shows on fridays,
party saturday night,

But we sit on your couch,
Watching TV and wii,
Got no place to have fun,
Got no fun place to be,

Now we're all grown up,
It's like we just gave up,
We look back and say wow
Why can't we do that now?

Yeah
Uh huh
Yeah
Bridget's dad is Satan.

Bridget's dad, Society, Failure
Bridget's dad, Monster, Society, Francis
Bridget's dad, Failure, Society, Francis
Bridget's dad, Asshole, Society, Alimony

Ahhh Uh huh
He's a tool, Society, He's Gay
Bridget's dad, Francis, Society, Nazi
Tell that fucker I'm going to put him in a vice.

Bridget's dad, Republican, Society, Fucker
Ahhhhhhhhhh Oh

Bridget's dad is: Miserable Failure
Bridget's dad is also: Miserable Failure

Gonna have a heart attack.
Francis. Francis. Francis.

College. What?
College. Rogain?
College. Viagra
College. Money!

It's bed time, Custody Battles!
I said It's bed time, "Do you have me this weekend?"
I'm picking you up, "No I'm with mom this weekend!"
I'm picking you up! "Where's Megan gonna stay?"
I said I'm picking you up, "I don't like you!"
And i'll be there in ten minutes.

My dad touches me and, I'm only 16!
Bridget's dad, rapist, society, convict
Bridget's dad, belt sander, society, Marty Beatty
and
Fade out
Fade out
Fade out
Fade out (I think it stops)
Fade out
Fade out
STOP!

He put his shoes on the coffee table
He put his hand in the VCR
Everyone knows that he is able
To barely drive a car

He put his hands on the steering wheel
While looking super cool
He put his tractor into service
And then he buried the pool.

Everyone knows that knut's a nut,
Everyone knows he's wack
Everyone knows that knut's a nut,
Someone fed him crack.

And you know his car's outdated,
like his ugly haircut
And you know that he's frustrated
because he can't get it up


Everyone knows he's ugly
And no one thinks that he's cute,
But if you wanna know the full story,
Just leave the K out of Knut.

Everyone knows that knut's a nut,
Everyone knows he's wack
Everyone knows that knut's a nut,
Someone fed him crack.

I'm a superhero guy,
and I want to fly,
but i can't fly,
and I don't know why,

And now I'm caught in the lie
and I fail when I try
Embarassed to cry,
And I want to die.

I've got it made,
but I can't get laid,
cuz I ate the maid,
That's how hungy I was

So I flirt with you,
and that darkhaired jew,
and the girl thats new
but i just get hugs,

Granola, Granola, Driving down the block, Granola
Granola, Granola, Hot wiring a pickup truck

I got curly hair,
even when it was bare,
I slept with a bear,
Trying to get laid,

I just grab for my keys,
And the big bag of cheese,
Still Juggling these,
Stuck on medicaid,

Now I've got to go,
I'm late for the show,
I get in my co',
But the door fell off,

I want to know,
Why they broke the do',
The stoves gonna blow,
So i hold my balls and cough

Granola, Granola, Driving down the block, Granola
Granola, Granola, Hot wiring a pickup truck

I'm the average guy,
But i'm bigger than my,
Grandmother's hundai,
So i need to lose weight,

But I get depressed,
When i press on my chest,
Cuz i got big breasts,
But i need to get a date,

My favorite color is red
Keith leslie is dead
I shaved my head
Cuz i can't rhyme,

Listen to me,
If you still gotta pee,
There are people like me
That can't rhyme,

And I can't feel my legs tonight
And I really have to pee
But I'm not like that guy in the back
I'm not gonna piss all over me,

Back when I lived in old new jersey,
Downstairs from Ms. Mac,
We used to drive to new york shows,
And pick up two kilos of crack,

We couldn't get enough,
those days we were rough,
come on don't you know,
that your girlfriends a ho
i saw her yesterday,
she asked me to pay,
for her to sit on my lap
as i was taking a crap

Another instance where we had to rush,
was when we had to pee,
I had to jump into a moving car,
with a bellhop chasing me,

Dinosaurs are really cool,
I want to make a tool
So i can make 4 tons
of some kaiser buns,

My friend jon is here
he has lots of hair
he has an afro perm
just like howard stern

So here I am 12 years later,
Upstairs from Dominican Ray,
We used to ride the trains all the time,
Those were the days,

Taxicabs are overrated,
Grayhound is overstated,
When I need to get somewhere,
Without wearing underwear,

I hop on the train,
Next to Lady Elaine,
Who needs to get downtown,
After the trolly broke down

One is how many people fit in a modern shower,
Two is two plus one minus one to the second power,
Three is how many pigs were frightened on that fateful night,
Four is how many can fit in my car -- alright,

Five is how many can fit if I really squeeze,
Six is how many times that I have scraped my knees,
Seven is the lucky one, it's always bound to let you down,
Eight is the number of cool people that live in town,

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago,
Go for it, Connect Four!
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago,
Go for it, Connect Four!

Nine is how many people I know with the last name Smith,
Ten is how many fingers I want to touch you with,
Eleven is how many times I walked in on your mother nude,
Twelve is how many times she's done it with some other dude,

Thirteen is the channel where PBS can be found,
Fourteen is how many dollars cost a british pound. (Accurate information)
Fifteen was the day of the month I spilled gravy on your maid,
Sixteen was how old your sister was when she first got laid,

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago,
Go for it, Connect Four!
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago,
Go for it, Connect Four!

After the second chorus would be an instrumental bridge section
where Willis would push the "Fill" button repeatedly on his
keyboard usually triggering accompanying sound effects, this could
last for over a minute and half, padding the song to the length
of two minutes and thirty seconds. The song ended with another
verse, another chorus, followed by the words

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago,
followed by a random company name's product name and slogan.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago,
Go for it, Connect Four!

Lay your head down on your pillow
It's time to go to sleep
Lay your head down on your pillow
Follow me into my dreams

Don't dream about work
Don't dream about school
Don't dream about that shit
Stop.

Don't dream about things
That matter
dream about things
that make you soft

Dream of things that make you happy
Dream of things that make you feel good inside

Lay your head down on your pillow
Dream of the fanatasies in your mind
Lay your head down on your pillow
Think about that special girl or guy

dream about running
dream about jumping
dream about laughing
Yay

dream about hugging
dream about rubbing
dream about having fun
Today

Dream of things that make you happy
Dream of things that make you feel good inside

Dear Caren, a man named Charlie called,
It wasn't anyone that I knew,
He said he's got a lot of money,
Tied up in this and I need to hear from you,

When I asked for you back I only
wanted the keys that I left in your dress,
You stole my car and my heart,
I know I bailed you out, but I'm still a mess,

Nothing's gonna slow me down,
I can't help myself now,
I can't lie to myself,
It's gotta happen somehow,

Thinking back on everything,
I shouldn't have put my hand down your pants,
I know that you're my only sister,
But i figured I might as well take that chance,

Frankly I shouldn't have ran out last night,
But I was playing with your emotions,
And I'll never forget the moment,
When you caught me with the lotion,

Nothing's gonna slow me down,
I can't help myself now,
I can't lie to myself,
It's gotta happen somehow,

This video is awesome,
It is the best video you will ever see,
Show everyone this video
Rate it five stars. Out of five.

Nothing's gonna slow me down,
I can't help myself now,
I can't lie to myself,
It's gotta happen somehow,

There is more to life than what youre livin
Take a chance and face the wind,
Theres open road and a road that's hidden,
a brand new life around the bend.

There were times, I lost a dream or two
Found a trail, and at the end was you.

there's a time for love and a time for chicken
Cook one up and eat the hen
There's a door thats open and a door ajar
Cuz theres a brand new life around the bend

There were times, I lost a friend or three
and the trail, and that was it for me.

There's a path you take and a path not taken
the choice is up to you my friend,
The nights are long but you might awaken to a
brand new life; brand new life; brand new life around the bend.